Maxine on "The Perfect Man" "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."
Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."
"My soul's had enough chicken soup. It wants some chocolate."
2 comments:
Need a lawn mower?
YES!! I am looking for one that is muscular, shirtless and single.
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