BIG BIRD

A man walks into a restaurant with a full-grown ostrich behind him. The server asks them for their orders.

The man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke," and turns to the ostrich, "What's yours?" "I'll have the same," says the ostrich.

A short time later the server returns with the order "That will be $9.40 please," and the man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the exact change for payment.

The next day, the man and the ostrich come again and the man says, "A hamburger, fries and a coke."

The ostrich says, "I'll have the same." Again the man reaches into his pocket and pays with exact change.

This becomes routine until the two enter again. "The usual?" asks the server.

"No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak, baked potato and a salad," says the man. "Same," says the ostrich.

Shortly the server brings the order and says, "That will be $32.62."

Once again the man pulls the exact change out of his pocket and places it on the table.

The server cannot hold back her curiosity any longer. "Excuse me, sir. How do you manage to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?"

"Well," says the man, "several years ago I was cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in my pocket and the right amount of money would always be there."

"That's brilliant!" says the Server. "Most people would ask for a million dollars or something, but you'll always be as rich as you want for as long as you live!"

That's right. Whether it's a gallon of milk or a Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there," says the man.

The server asks, "What's with the ostrich?"

The man sighs, pauses and answers, "My second wish was for a tall chick with a big ass and long legs who agrees with everything I say."

DAYS GONE BY

It has been awhile since my last posting. July was a busy busy month. So to show you what I have been up to...stay tuned.

July started with moving to the new house. We planted lots of pretty flowers. AND........Da Prince surprised me with my favorite tree........Monkey Puzzle Tree.

As a baby Monkey Puzzle Tree

What my tree will look like in 20 years

Took a break from moving and packing and head out to The Edmonton Grand Prix for 4 days.

P.T's car towed to the track P.T. on the race track
P.T. car #3
P.T finished 5th

Things we did at the race track

>Autograph session

>Rock concerts

Kenny Shields and Streetheart

Head Pins

Nazareth

Us at the concerts.....Cheers

Back home again to finish moving and start unpacking. Oops...interruption.....had to leave for Abbotsford for a family wedding.

Congratulations Brenda and Keith

Oh no!! Time to go back to work..........holiday over for 2007