Okay so tonight Da Prince & I decided to go shopping.
We went to WallyWorld. It was not busy.
The store rearranged everything. I could not find anything. Let's say it took a lot longer to shop than normal. The shelves were bare in the Christmas department. Maybe the store was busy in the daytime??Maybe people are spending money??? Who knows???
I told Da Prince he could sit and wait for me. I ran to get one thing. WELL the one thing I could not find...growl.........I was gone forever.
When I shopping my myself, I got behind a guy. He was about 40 and hogging the space in the aisle..oblivious to his surroundings. I was getting frustrated.MOVE ALREADY......I was thinking.
Guess what the annoying aisle hog did? Squealed like a pig..........E..E..EE...snort snort. Kidding. It's better than that. He fart loudly. Not once. Not twice. BUT 3 farting times. Lucky me I was stuck behind him.
I held my breath, counted to 10.....as I was ready to drop the F bomb. Jerk!!! Then there was a spot for me to pass my him. Did I give him the Evil Eye. I still think I should called him a F***Pig.
Came home and turned on the t.v to watch hockey. Hockey game sucked!! We lost.
Sure glad this day is over. It has been a trying one :)
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I wonder if he was deaf and didn't know how loud his farts were?
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